I noticed a funny little icon in the corner of that site. I do believe that's Batboy, a commonly recurring story form the Weekly World News tabloid.
Now, don't get me wrong. I do like Batboy. Heck, he's reported to have joined up with the army with the goal of biting Bin Laden, after all. But something in my gut tells me this Facebook story might be a little fishy. Maybe it was the claim of finding Noah's Ark in Iran, or possibly the claim that Kim Jong-Il was slain by Chuck Norris. But I'm pretty sure Facebook's not going anywhere (unless it gets trouble with SOPA, of course).
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